Top 20 Children's Books *Not* recommended by the National Library Assoc.


20. Bob the Germ's Wonderous Journey Into and Back Out of Your Digestive System.


19. The Little Engine that Could Becomes Intoxicated and Kills Civillians.


18. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge.


17. Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures.


16. Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The 'Hood'.


15. Clifford the Big Red Dog Accidently Eats his Master and is Put to Sleep.


14. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad.


13. The Tickling Babysitter


12. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories.


11. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle.


10. Babar Meets the Taxedermist.


9. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear.


8. David Duke's World of Imagination.


7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.


6. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables.


5. Start a Real-Estate Empire with the change from your Mom's Purse.


4. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy.


3. Things Rich Kids Have, but you never will.


2. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica without their clothes on.


1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead.

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