The POLITE Way to PEE

"The POLITE Way to PEE"

Teacher trying to teach Good Manners
asked Her Students this question:

"Michael if U were on a Date having Dinner
with a Nice Young Lady,
how wud U tell Her that U have to go to the Bathroom?"

Michael: "Just a Minute I have to Go Pee"

Teacher: That would be Rude & Impolite.
How about U SAM.

Sam: "I really need 2 go 2 Toilet, I'm sorry".

Teacher: "That's Better but
still not nice to say word Toilet.
Oh U Little Jonny can U use Ur Brain?"

JONNY:
"Darling, May I plz b Excused for a Moment?
I've 2 Shake Hands with a very Dear frnd of Mine,
whom I hope 2 Introduce 2 U after Dinner"....;):-p

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