Little Johny is sitting in the back of the classroom when the teacher draws a pickle on the blackboard and asks the class to tell her what it is. Naturally, Little Johny's hand shoots into the air. Just as naturally, the teacher ignores him because the teacher has had enough of Little Johny's antics for one lifetime. Little Johny is not to be denied, however, and yells out "I know what that is, teacher! It's a penis!"
The teacher just stares at Little Johny, then bursts out in tears and runs from the classroom.
The class is stunned and starts quietly discussing what happened when the principal storms in and goes on a tear. "Alright you little shits! Your teacher was just in my office sobbing, just like she's done every day this week! Which one of you upset her today? And who the fuck drew that penis on the blackboard?"
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