A horse learns the guitar

So there once was a horse that wanted to learn how to play the guitar. So he goes around looking for someone to teach him, and soon he finds someone to teach him. After a white, the horse get REALLY good at playing the guitar so he tells his friend Duck about how he learned the guitar.

So the Duck says to him, "Wow that's pretty damn amazing considering you don't have fingers. I was thinking of learning to play the drums, you've inspired me to learn!" So the Duck went on Craigslist to find a drums teacher and soon he learns to play the drums REALLY well and decides to tell his friend Goat about his experience.

So the Goat says to him, "Wow that's pretty damn amazing. I was thinking of taking singing lessons because I feel like I have a really unique voice! You've inspired me to get singing lessons!" So the Goat goes and pays his friend Pig to teach him how to sing and after a few months, he learned how to sing really well.

So the three of them decides to start a band because they were all very skilled and passionate about their music. They started landing small gigs here and there, playing at kids birthday parties, until they land this huge gig in Seattle! This gig was going to be their big break!

Goat spent all his money on singing lessons so he had to to take the train to Seattle instead of flying with the rest of his band mates. Unfortunately, Horse couldn't make it to Seattle because his mom was dying and he had to go see her one more time.

The Horse's mom ends up passing away and he falls into a depression. Right as he's driving back to his apartment, he hears on the radio that there was a terrorist attack on his friend Duck's plane and everyone is dead! He also learns when he got home that the train his friend Goat was on derailed and crashed into a wall, there were no survivors.

At this point the Horse is just spiraling and spiraling out of control. He soon develops a drinking habit.

After awhile he runs out of alcohol so he walks into a bar. And the the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"