STUDENT: Sorry for sounding so disgustingly feminist, but why are there so many joke punchlines that end with "your mom"; but almost none that end with "your dad"?

Teacher's Pet

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their...

NSFW Why was the...

He got caught fingering a minor

Who invented the...

TEACHER: Sarah, go to the map and find North America. SARAH: Here it is....

Little Johnny...

He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when...

My grandpa said...

Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support. EDIT:...

NSFW Why was the...

He got caught fingering a minor

Who invented the...

TEACHER: Sarah, go to the map and find North America. SARAH: Here it is....

Little Johnny...

He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when...

My grandpa said...

Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support. EDIT:...

Cheap Parrot

Cheap Parrot A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large,...

Who invented the...

TEACHER: Sarah, go to the map and find North America. SARAH: Here it is....

Little Johnny...

He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when...

My grandpa said...

Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support. EDIT:...

Cheap Parrot

Cheap Parrot A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large,...

Potential &...

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...

Little Johnny...

He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when...

My grandpa said...

Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support. EDIT:...

Cheap Parrot

Cheap Parrot A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large,...

Potential &...

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...

Good To Know

The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges, concluded, "...and...

My grandpa said...

Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support. EDIT:...

Cheap Parrot

Cheap Parrot A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large,...

Potential &...

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...

Good To Know

The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges, concluded, "...and...

College Humor

CONTRIBUTIONS Even though I was an engineering student at the University...

Cheap Parrot

Cheap Parrot A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large,...

Potential &...

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...

Good To Know

The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges, concluded, "...and...

College Humor

CONTRIBUTIONS Even though I was an engineering student at the University...

ENGLISH IS A...

Let's face it, English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the...

Potential &...

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...

Good To Know

The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges, concluded, "...and...

College Humor

CONTRIBUTIONS Even though I was an engineering student at the University...

ENGLISH IS A...

Let's face it, English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the...

Good To Know

The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges, concluded, "...and...

College Humor

CONTRIBUTIONS Even though I was an engineering student at the University...

ENGLISH IS A...

Let's face it, English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the...

College Humor

CONTRIBUTIONS Even though I was an engineering student at the University...

ENGLISH IS A...

Let's face it, English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the...

Teacher's Pet

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their...

ENGLISH IS A...

Let's face it, English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the...

Teacher's Pet

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their...

NSFW Why was the...

He got caught fingering a minor

STUDENT: Sorry for sounding so disgustingly feminist, but why are there so many joke punchlines that end with "your mom"; but almost none that end with "your dad"?

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