STUDENT: Sorry for sounding so disgustingly feminist, but why are there so many joke punchlines that end with "your mom"; but almost none that end with "your dad"?
STUDENT: Sorry for sounding so disgustingly feminist, but why are there so many joke punchlines that end with "your mom"; but almost none that end with "your dad"?
TEACHER: Do you know who didn't cum all over your mom last night?
STUDENT: Who?
TEACHER: Your dad.
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