Once upon a time there were three kids. One called Poo, one
called Manours and another called Get Lost.
Poo fell over and hurt himself badly, Manours said too Get Lost
"go and find some help".
Get Lost found a police man. The police man asked his name, in
reply he said "Get Lost", so the police man said "where is ur
manours?".
Get Lost said "he's over there picking up Poo".
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