An English man Irish man and a Scottish man enter a bar.
They ask the bar man for a free meal and the bar man says "yes,
if you kiss my daughter"
so the english man runs up the stairs and spots his daughter,
but she has skabs all over her face, so he runs out.
Then the same thing happens to the scottish man and he runs out.
Then the irish man goes in pulls the scabs of her face, puts
them in a bag and throws them out the window, then after kissing
the girl he gets his free meal and leaves the bar saying
"that was a good meal"
then both the scottish and english man say
"yes, and we had a nice bag of pork scratchings!"
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