BUTTITCHES

there once was a little boy named butittches he went to school
for the first time and his teacher asked him what his name was
and he said butittches! his teacher said if you dont tell me
your real name i will send you to the principal and he still
said butittches!! so his teacher sent him to the principal.


The principal asked him what his name was and he said
butittches!! so the principal said if you dont tell me your real
name i am going to send you to the fife department and he still
said butittches!!so the principal sent him to the fire
department!!


At the fire department the fireman asked him what his name was
and he said butitches!!! so the fireman said if you dont tell me
your real name i will send you to the police!! and the boy STILL
said butitches!!so the fire department sent him to the police!!


Then at the police station the policman said tell me your name
and the boy said butitches!! so the policeman said tell me your
real name or i will shoot you and so the little boy said
buttitches and so the policeman shot him!!


Everyone went to the boys funeral and when everyone said their
last words and he was lowered into his grave his mother said "oh
my poor little buttitches!!" and everyone said, " WELL THEN
SCRATCH IT!!!!!"