Queens legs

There were once three men named Bob,Jimbo and Tim.
One day Bob needed a beer so he suggested going to 'The Old Hag'
pub nearby.
"OK" said the others and they walked for five minutes to get
there.
When they did it was shut!All they saw was one man behind the
bar.
"Oh no!" said Tim "I'm thirsty too! Lets go to 'The Daft
Mare',but it is quite far from here".
"OK" said the others and they walked the 45-minute journey to
the next pub,and alas,it was shut also,except for the same man
behind the bar."Oh SHIT!" yelled Jimbo "I'm GAGGING for a
pint,lets go to 'The Queen's Legs'for a beer-it's ages away,but
never mind".
"OK LAST ONE!" agreed everyone,and they all walked the hour's
journey to 'The Queen's Legs'.
When they got there a sign on the door said:
OPEN IN FIVE MINUTES!
so they decided to wait,when suddenly they saw their friend
Willie coming long the road
"What are you doing here?"He asked
"We are waiting for "The Queen's Legs' to open so we can have a
drink!"said Bob,and 5mins later they walked in only to find the
man behind the bar again sitting there grinning.
"What are you grinning at?" Asked Jimbo
"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN MAN?"He said,pointing to the right.
Jimbo turned,and sure enough there was the sign-
'SORRY NO TRAVELLERS' !!!!!!!!