One day, Mickey and Minnie get into a fight and then they go to
Divorce Court. When the judge asks Minnie why she wanted a
divorce, she said, "Well, he's a super, stupid, scientific,
butt-liking, pussay."
When the judge asks Mickey why he wanted a divorce, he said,
"She's crazy. And she was just fucking Goofy!"
The judge then says, "Mickey and Minnie Mouse, you are now a
divorced couple, just sign these forms to verify that you are."
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