An old man in heaven comes up to Jesus Christ. "Hello, young
man," he says, "would you help me look for my son?" Jesus Christ
smiles apologetically and says "You know, sir, Heaven is very
big, and it is awfully hard to find someone here."
The old man says "No, I'm sure you know my son. He was very well
known and he had nails put in his hands and feet." Jesus looks
at the man in awe and asks slowly, "Father?!" The old man,
pleased at the recognition, says, "Pinnochio?!!"
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