So, the couple is making love. He's doing her from behind, and all of a sudden he slaps her ass.
- what for?! - she asked
- your tits are too small!
and they proceed. After some time he slaps her again.
- what is it now?
- your ass is small too.
She sobbed and lovemaking continues. But the she slaps her again.
- why are you doing this?
- damn, you yourself are way too small!
- but daaaad, I'm only ten!
(rough translation from Russian)
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