A man heads home from his work at the office when a tall, burly Russian man pops out from a alley. The man rumbles
"I will rape you up ass, but since I a good man I let you decide. With vaseline or without vaseline?"
The office worker, tired of being pushed around all his life decides to be a man and do it without vaseline. And so the Russian man rapes him so hard that he couldnt sit down for a week.
The next week, as the office worker heads back from work, the Russian guy appears again.
"Time has reached point for me to rape you again. Vaseline or no vaseline?"
The office worker again decides to take it on, no vaseline. This time he is raped so hard he has to walk with crutches for a week.
The next week it happens again.
"You know drill, with vaseline or without?"
The office worker, sobbing, finally breaks down and asks for some mercy in the form of vaseline.
The Russian smiles and shouts
"oy Vaseline, come help me out here!"
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