Two Cowboy are riding the range,one gets off his horse,lifts it's tail and kisses it right on the ass....

Cowboy 1: Hoe Lee Shit! Why did you do that!?

Cowboy 2: I have chap lips..

Cowboy 1: And that cures it?

Cowboy 2: No, it keeps me from licking them!

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