The Lesbian at the Bar


A guy walks into a bar and he sees a realy hot girl sitting on
the other end. So he tells the bartender to buy her a drink. The
bartender says "I don't know if you want to do that because she
is a lesbian." The guy says, "I don't care. Buy her one anyway."


So the lady accepts the drink and tells the guy to come over and
she says, "Do you wanna see some ass?" She bends over and shows
him her ass.


After a while he tells the bartender to buy her another drink.
She accepts it and calls him over and says, "Do you wanna see
some tits" And she flashes him.


A little while later the girl goes to the bathroom. The guy
tells the bartender to buy her another drink before she comes
back. She gets back, sees the drink, and says "Another drink!"
So again she calls him over and says, "Do you wanna smell some
pussy?" And breathes in his face.

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