Nun Sees a Naked Man

A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway
across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They
set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no
avail. Soon the camel died.


After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were not going
to be rescued. They prayed a lot (of course), and they discussed their
predicament in great depth. Finally the priest said to the nun, "you know
sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on
earth--to see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can
look at you?"


The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then agreed to take
off her clothes. As she was doing so, she remarked, "Well, Father, now that I
think about it, I've never seen a man naked, either. Would you mind taking off
your clothes, too?"


With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly the nun exclaimed,
"Father! What is that little thing hanging between your legs?"


The priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from God. If I put
it in you, it creates a new life."


"Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the camel!"