Only one man survives. He takes refuge in an oasis not far from the crash site. Luckily he finds lots of food and water to last him a while.
After a few weeks his need for food and water is still being satisfied, but one of his other basic needs comes calling. He feels extremely horny.
One day a camel arrives at his oasis, and since it's the only fuckable thing in endless miles of empty desert he decides to give it a shot. Problem is, every time he tries to fuck it, the camel moves out of the way.
Some time later another plane crashes nearby, and one extremely hot woman survives. The man rescues her and takes her to the oasis. She is very grateful and says:
- "you've saved my life, I would do anything to thank you!"
- "by anything...you mean, like, anything?"
The woman realizes what he is asking for and seductively responds
- "yes, anything."
- "can you hold that camel still for me?"
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