A Muslim man in London catches a cab and tells the driver where to go. As they drive off, the cab driver turns the music on. The Muslim immediately takes objection:
"Excuse me sir, would you mind if you turned off the music?"
The taxi driver, alarmed asked why and the man said "Because when the prophet was around there was no music, and in our religion we must obey the rules of the prophet."
The driver turns off the radio and he then pulls over and opens the door.
"What are you doing!?" exclaims the Muslim man.
The driver replies, "when the prophet was around there were no taxis either, so fuck off and go wait for a camel"
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