Several hours into the journey he’s feeling a little horny, but with no one else around there’s little he can do. He thinks about it, then decides to have sex with his camel, but the camel runs away when he tries. He catches up to it and after travelling more, he tries to have sex with his camel once again, but again it runs away.
An hour later, given up hope after his third attempt, he comes across a road and a broken down car with 3 absolutely beautiful women inside.
The gorgeous women approach the man and in a very sexy tone of voice say, “If you can help get this car working we’ll do absolutely anything for you.”
The man agrees without hesitation, still being incredibly horny, and within the hour the car is running smoothly. The women are delighted and approach the man again, “Thank you so much, so what would you like us to do?” says one of the women, winking at the man.
Grinning, the man replies.. “Hold my camel!”
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