The bartender says, "Well I got this donkey in the back that's been depressed lately. If you can make him laugh, you get free drinks for an hour." Without another word the broke man walks through to door to the back and after about five minutes the bar was filled with the sound of laughing donkey. The man comes back and takes his free drink.
About an hour later the bartender returns, "I really did miss that laugh but now it's getting on my nerves, shut him up for another hour?". Again, the broke man walks to the back and after a minute there is silence. The broke man sits down and the bartender asks, "How did you make him laugh?".
"I told him my dick was bigger than his."
"How'd you shut him up?".
"I showed him."
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