But I knew I had to meet my buddy at Sotano Suizo at 8:00. I came upon a gentleman with a donkey, so I asked him, "Señor? Qué hora es, por favor?"
He looked at me, looked at the donkey, and lifted its balls up with his right hand. "It's about 7:30, amigo."
I said, "Holy shit! That's incredible! How the hell can you tell time by grabbing a donkey's balls?"
"Very simple, amigo," said the gentleman. "Sit right here. First, you grab the donkey's balls and you lift them up. Now, you see that clock over there?"
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