Donkey Jokes

Donkey Jokes

The Boy who loved to eat green jell-o


The boy who liked Jell-O


There once was a bo...

Knock Knock - Lloyd who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lloyd!
Lloyd who?
...

Donkey's Will Kill U


A guy with a donkey walked up to a psychic and...

Donkey jacket


Paddy walks past a building site and sees a si...

Dead donkey


What did the farmer say when his donkey died?
...

GCSEs


This is a compilation of actual student GCSE a...

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When...


Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You sk...

Snappy comebacks


Man: 'Haven't we met before?'Woman: 'Yes, I'...

Knock Knock 51


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donald!
Donald who...

Bye, Bye, Bill


As his tenure has ended, let's all take a mome...

Bar & donkey


Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walks into a pu...

Too much coffee


YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN ...

Knock Knock 118


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Llama!
Llama who?
...

Dead Donkey


A Preacher went to his church office on Monday...

A donkey is a horse


A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.

Hillbillys and a sick donkey


One morning, a hillbilly went to feed his donk...

Student Bloopers


This is a compilation of actual student bloope...

Three legged Donkey


What do you call a donkey with three legs?


A...

U.S. vs Taliban


In the battle between the US and the Taliban, ...

what do you call a donkey with no legs...


what do you call a donkey with no legs
an:WON...

Let me through!


A car was involved in an accident in a street....

Raffling the Donkey


Luke, a farmer, who was originally from the ci...

WHAT TIME IS IT?


THERE WAS A COUPLE WHO WENT ON A VACATION TO M...

Donkey


a man and his friend called donkey (who had a ...

Man ill-treating a donkey.


My dad once stopped a man ill-treating a donke...