Linguistic Lapses


In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Hong Kong dress shop: Ladies have fits upstairs.
In a Copenhagen airline office: We take your bags & send them in all
directions.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend your afternoon
having a good time.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride own your
own ass?

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