A cow and a jackass (donkey) are eating from a trough on a ranch in Mexico.
Jackass: Cow, I overheard you were going to be killed tomorrow!
Cow: Yes, I've heard.
Jackass: What do you plan do about it?
Cow: I'm going to escape to India! They worship cows in India!
Jackass: Well, that's a great idea!
Cow: You'll be killed, too! What do you plan to do about it?
Jackass: Well, I plan on going to America!
Cow: America? Why?
Jackass: Well, I heard through the grapevine they'll let a jackass be president!
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