This guy was walking to the bar and outside there was a sign saying, �Pay a dollar, make the donkey laugh and get a free beer.� The guy does this and gets his free beer. The next night the guy sees a different sign. It reads, pay a dollar make the donkey cry and get a free beer. He does this and gets his free beer.The barman then asks, " How did you do it?" The guy answers, " To make the donkey laugh I told him my dick was bigger then his and to make him cry I showed him"
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