My grandpa was a farmer down on the Rio Grande. Needless to say he would emlpoyee what is refered to now as undocumented aliens (we called them "wets" for short). One day he hired a young wet to work on his farm, this wet worked for several months and was trying to learn english.
One day one of the other wets who had been working for my grandpa for years came up and told him that the new wet was getting pissed off at all the hard work and had said that as soon as he learned english he was going to tell off my grandpa and quit.
One day after a particulary hot long day the young wet came stomping upt to my grandpa acting all mad and threw his shovel at my grandpas feet. He looked looked my grandpa in the eye and said " steek dis chovel up my ass, fuck me I queet".
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