Three nuns die and they are standing in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. He looks down at them and tells them to stand single file in a line. He asks the first one, "Sister, have you ever seen or touched a penis?" She says, "Yes sir, I have touched a penis." He directs her to a small basin of Holy Water a short distance away to wash her hands. She walks over and proceeds to wash the sin from her hands. As he starts to address the second nun in line, the third nun shoves the second down and sprints to the basin and starts gargling the Holy Water. Peter is incredibly confused by this point and yells, "What the hell is going on here?!?" To which the third nun replies "If you think I'm gonna put this water in my mouth after that bitch puts her ass in it, you've got another thing coming!!!"
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