One day little Johnny walked by the garage where his dad and his friends were working on cars and drinking beer. Johnny asked his dad, " dad can I have a drink of your beer?" His dad replied, " can your dick touch your ass hole?" Johnny sadly said no and went on his way. Few moments later Johnny walked by the garage again this time with cookies and milk. Dad asked, " Hey can I have one of your cookies? Johnny asked his dad, "Can your dick touch your ass hole?" "Yes" dad answered.
"Then go fuck yourself cause grandma made me these cookies!"
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