A guy really wants to fuck his girlfriend in the ass but he can't figure out how to approach the subject. So he asks his friend who seems to fuck women in the ass all the time.
"Hey man, how do you do it? How do you bang these women in the ass?"
His friend replies, "It's simple! Just say 'bitch were fucking' and start making out with her, pull off her panties, start eating her out. Then start fucking her missionary style, flip her over and fuck her doggy style until she is completely soaked then pull out and just jam it in her ass. She'll be so in the moment that she won't think to say no!"
"Hmm... ok I think I'll try that."
The next day the guy goes up to his girlfriend and says "Bitch were fucking." And it works! He starts making out with her, he pulls off her panties, and starts eating her out. Then he starts fucking her missionary style, flips her over and fucks her doggy style until she is completely soaked then he pulls out and jams his cock right in her ass.
She seems surprised and turns to him and says: "My! That was incredibly presumptuous of you!" and he responds " 'Presumptuous!? That's a really big word for a six year old!"
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