waiting on traffic to change so I could cross. While I waited a blind man also stopped at the corner with his service dog. While we stood waiting I noticed the dog lift his leg and pee on the man's pants leg. Once the dog was done the man reached into his pocket and pulled out a treat and offer it to the dog. I was startled and had to tell him, "Sir, I just wanted you to know that your animal just pee'd on your leg."
"Yes, I know. I'm used to it," he replied.
"Then why do you reward him with a treat afterwards?"
"It isn't a treat. I'm trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
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