Top Ten Questions on the Spice Girls Application
10. Can you read?
9. Are you allergic to spandex?
8. Are you comfortable with the name "Replacement Spice?"
7. Would you be willing to go on a lame "reunion tour" in about four years?
6. Do you have another job lined up when we fire your ass?
5. Were you dumb enough to spend $9 on a ticket for the Spice Girls movie?
4. Oh, and by the way, can you, like, sing or anything?
3. Have you ever taken the SAT's?
2. Can you spell "SAT's?"
1. Ever kill a guy?
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