Messing with the horse.

So, this guy is travelling and walks into a local bar. He sees there is a long line by a door in the back. Since there are both women and men, he asks the bartender what's up.

"We got this tradition here. We got this old horse in there and if anyone can make him laugh they get free drinks for the night."

"Mind if I try?", said the visitor.

"Sure, but no one ever got it, though..."

The guy goes in and within a minute the horse is laughing his head off, loudly. It even looks as if the horse is crying from laughing! The guy gets his free drinks for the night.

A couple of months later the guy is travelling by the town again and stops in and sees the line again and is excited for another night of free drinks.

However, the bartender warns him, "Sorry bud, but you are a heavy drinker and put me in the red big time. And, obviously, the horse is unbalanced now, so we changed the rules. Now you got to make the horse cry."

The guy accepts, goes in and, within a minute the horse is crying inconsolably. Ears down, head to the ground, completely depressed!

The bartender is not happy "Allright, you are gonna break me, but please tell me how the hell are you doing this to the horse?!"

"Well, first time I told him I had a bigger dick than him"

"I can see how that would make him laugh" said the bartender, "but how about making him cry?"

"I showed it to him...."