After a few drinks he approaches the bartender... "Barkeep! I need a woman". Bartender says "sorry Mac, the best I can do for you is Singaloo, the cook". Guy spits back "I don't go for that shit!" And sits down again.
Few more drinks he goes back to the bartender: "look, if money is the problem I'll take care of you, her... Whatever - I just need a woman". Again the tender replies "sorry, Mac. Best I can do is Singaloo the cook". And again the guy says "I don't go for that shit!!".
Naturally, after a few more drinks he approaches the bartender one last time... "Ok. Fine. Singaloo the cook it is. Where do I find him?"
Bar tender says "go in the back. In about 5 minutes I'll send in Singaloo, RJ and Maurice".
Guy says "who the hell are RJ and Maurice???!!!"
Bartender says: "oh, they're gonna hold him down. Singaloo doesn't go for that shit either!!!"
Hahaha.
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