I love animals, but I'm thinking of getting rid of my pet anaconda. It keeps taking horse sized dumps.

A horse and a...

The horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink. He entreats the chicken...

During the civil...

...the captain of a recon group has been tasked with finding the path of a...

Q: How can you...

Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't give him any food.

The Preacher's Ass

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, being told that there...

Emergency brake

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is...

Another...

Once a guy was putting a saddle on the horse but on the opposite side of the...

What do you call...

A knight in Charmin armor.

The most...

The most functional word in the English language is... Shit. That's right,...

How do you know...

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What's the...

Someone who literally gets off beating a dead horse.