When one day a Knight on a horse passes by them. The Knight stopped and told them, "Peasants, if you can pass three tests formulated by the King himself, you will ride with me to his kingdom and be blessed with untold riches. BUT, if you fail even one test, you will be killed."
The men looked at each other and agreed to participate.
The Knight then told them the first test was "Go further into the forest and find me 10 of the same tree nut and bring them back to me, or you will be killed."
The first man came back with 10 acorns, the second man came back with 10 walnuts, and then third man came back with 10 almonds.
The Knight then told them of the second test. "Go further into the forest and find me 10 of the same fruit and bring them back to me, or you will be killed."
The three men turned to begin gathering and quickly remarked to eachother how easy the tests were, and then went their separate ways to begin gathering.
The first man came back with 10 apples. The Knight then told him of the third test, "You must shove all 10 of the fruits up your butt with no expression on your face at all, or you will be killed."
The man couldn't believe what he was hearing, but he began the test. 1, 2, 3 apples go up, and on the 4th apple he winces in pain, and is killed by the knight.
The second man comes back with 10 grapes. The knight informs him of the test, and he begins. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and on the 10th grape he bursts out in laughter and is killed by the knight.
The first and second man meet in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "Man, you had it! Why did you laugh?!"
The second guy looks at him and says "I couldn't help it! I saw the other guy coming with 10 pineapples!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.