"Today in class", said Mrs. Johnson the kindergarten teacher.
"Were going to play a guessing game".
"Ok here we go, its a fruit, its yellow, and tastes good".
Little Susie raised her hand. "its a lemon!" "No I'm sorry its a
banana but I'm glad to se your thinking"
"Next one, its red, a fruit, grows on trees ". "Its a ball, "No
its a apple but I'm glad to see your thinking".
Little Johnny stands up and says "I got one, ok it long and
hard, has a pink tip and is in my pocket." "JOHNNY!" "That's
inappropriate."
"It's a pencil but I'm glad to see your thinking."
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