There was a little boy and he was failing math. He had never had
a good grade in it and on his last report card he had an F so
his parents decided to send him to a Catholic school.
The first day he came on walked through the kitchen got a class
of water and went to his room to study not saying a word to
either of his parents. The second day he did the same thing
again. This went on for about two months. He got his report card
and came home got a glass of water laid his report card on the
table and went to his room to study. His mom was starting to get
worried so she opened his report card and sure enough he had
achieved an A in Math.
She was very concerned as to why he could do it now but he
didn't study when he was in regular school, so she went upstairs
to his room and ask him. "Son I see you got an A in Math. Was it
the discipline?" "No," he said. "Was it the nuns?" "No," he
said. "Well, what was it then?" she ask. The boy replied back,
"Well the first day I went to that school and saw that boy they
had nailed to the plus sign. . .I was gonna get an A."
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