Animal Quiz

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up
a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No
one raises their hand.


The teacher says "See its long neck? What animal has a long
neck?" Sally holds up her hand and asks, "Is it a giraffe?"
"Very good Sally," the teacher replies.


Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students
holds up thier hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What
animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says, "It's a
zebra." "Very good Billy," the teacher replies.


Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students
recognized the animal. "See the big antlers on this animal. What
animal has horns like this?" Still no one guesses.


"Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls
your father."


Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard!"