Holly lane

One day three peole were late for school. One came in, half an
hour late, and said to the person in charge of coming in late:
"I'm sorry I'm late, sir but I was up Holly Lane." The teacher
knows there is a town called Holy Lane miles away from the
school, and the boy looked tired. the teacher forgave him and
sent him to class.


Two hours later, another tired-looking boy walks in.His excuse
was also "I was up Holly Lane," so, like the first boy, he is
allowed to go to class. The teacher thinks there must have been
a sport event in Holy Lane, so he is not bothered by the two
boys' lateness.


A while later, a tired looking girl walks in. The teacher
smiles, and asks "I suppose you were up Holy Lane?"
The girl,shocked, said "I am Holly Lane." The teacher is
shocked, but lets her through to go to class.


This, I admit is one of my worst jokes. To see more, go to
calum.8m.net .