a boy stayed after school for a few tests one day. the teacher
ask him "i have something in my hand it is a fruit, it is red,
and it is round" the boys says oooooh i know it's an apple the
teacher said no its a tomato but i like the way you think. the
next question came along and the teacher ask him i have
something in my hand it is long and yellow the boy says ooooh i
know it is a squash the teacher says no but i like the way you
think. this time the boy says i have a question for you. he
reaches into his pockets and puts his hands on his dick and rubs
it and says his question in a horny way "i have something in my
pocket, it is hard and it has a head on it" the teacher says "GO
TO THE OFFICE!" the boys says its a quarter but i like the way
you think.
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