...and while eating he looked at his father and said, "Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?" Little Johnny's father thought for a moment and replied, "Well son, think of a vagina like a rose petal, it's soft, gorgeous and smells wonderful." Little Johnny thought this over for a moment and again, turned to his father and asked, "Well Dad, what does a vagina look like after sex?". Little Johnny's father firmly slammed his paper down on the table and looked Johnny right in the eye and replied, "Son; have you even seen a bulldog eatin' mayonnaise?"
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