A 15 YO boy asks his dad "What does a vagina look like?". Dad responds "Well son, before sex or after sex?". "Gee, Dad. I guess before sex." Dad thinks for a moment and says "Well son, think of a beautiful tropical flower, just beginning to open it's petals, and dripping with the morning dew!" The boy considers this, and asks "Well, what about after sex?". Dad replies, "Son, picture a bulldog after it gets done eating a bowl of mayonnaise.".
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