The GA Bulldog mascot, Uga, is introduced at center field and the crowd cheers for their famous pup. The dog settles down as the band continues and, like all dogs with a second to spare, sits down and starts licking his ass. A GA fan nudges my father and says to him "Man, I wish I could do that."
My father turns to him and says "Are you kidding me? That dog will bite you!"
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