One day in school Johnny's teacher decides they should play the alphabet game where she'll go through the alphabet and let each student volunteer a word for each letter.
She begins with A and instantly Johnny's hand flies up. Thinking he'll say "ass" or something worse she calls on another student that says, "Apple".
On to B and again Johnny's hand is waving erratically. Now she knows what's coming so another student is chosen again and it's bridge.
This continues on and on with Johnny trying harder and harder to answer each time.
Nearing the end she gets to W and with Johnny's hand up she can't think of a word that will be all that bad at this point so she calls on him.
He says, "Womb". Confused, she says, "Like a mothers womb? That's so cute Johnny."
He says, "Noooo, like two elephants fucking. WOOM WOOM WOOM!"
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