The wife is poking and prodding her breasts when she announces "I thinking about getting a boob job"
Without looking away from his newspaper the husband mumbled "Nah, too expensive, just rub a roll of toilet paper on them"
Confused, the wife asks "And that will make them bigger?"
To which he replied "It should, it did a great job on your ass"
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