And his dad greeted him asking "Did you have a fun night son?"
"I sure did dad, I lost my virginity."
The dad said "That's awesome son. Here, let's have a couple of beers, you're a man now."
The boy says, " Thanks dad. I could really use one. My ass is killing me."
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