Archibal Assoulshot's first day at school

This is a verbal joke, best told/read out loud.

It's Archibald Assoulshot's first day of school.
The teacher says: "Now class, I want you all to welcome Archibald to the class. Archibald, will you stand up, say your name for the class, and spell it?"

Archibald stands up and says "Yes ma'am I can do that. Archibald Assoulshot, A-r-c-h-i-b-a-l-d A-s-s-o-u-l-s-h-o-t"

The teacher says "Very good, Archibald! But that's not how we spell our name here. Willy Lee, will you show Archibald how we say and spell our name here?"

Willy Lee stands up and says "Yes ma'am, my name is Willy Lee Robinson. W-i-l that's your Wil. l-y that's your ly, that's your willy. L-e-e that's your Lee, that's your ly Lee, that's your Willy Lee. R-o-b that's your rob, that's your Lee Rob, that's your ly Lee Rob, that's your Willy Lee Rob. I-n that's your in, that's your Robin, that's your Lee Robin, that's your ly Lee Robin, that's your Willy Lee Robin. Son that's your son, that's your inson, that's your Robinson, that's your Lee Robinson, that's your ly Lee Robinson, that's your Willy Lee Robinson."

Teacher: "Very good Willy Lee! Archibal, can you spell your name like that?"

Archibald stands up and says: "Piece of cake. A-r-c-h that's your Arch. I that's your I, that's your Arch-i. B-a-l-d that's your bald, that's your i-bald, that's your Arch-i-bald. A-s-s that's your ass, that's your bald-ass, that's your i-bald-ass, that's your Arch-i-bald ass. O-u-l that's your oul, that's your Ass-oul, that's your bald-ass-oul, that's your i-bald-ass-oul, that's your Arch-i-bald-ass-oul. S-h-o-t that's your shot, that's your oul-shout, that your Ass-oul-shot, that's your bald-Ass-oul-shot, that's your i-bald-Ass-oul-shout, that's your Arch-i-bald-Ass-oul-shot." Deep breath.

If you have problems or are confused, it's not an easy joke to tell. Maybe someone will be kind enough to tell it on video for us. Hope you enjoy as much as I have, my Dad would tell this back in the day and I thought it was awesome enough to memorized it.