Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The
courage to change the things I cannot accept. And the wisdom to
hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed
me off!
Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they
may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.
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