Johnny in 1st Grade

The first grade teacher was asking her class to think of a word that started with each letter of the alphabet. She began with A. Several students raised their hands but in the back Johnny, a notoriously foul mouthed kid, was jumping up and down pleading to be called on. The teacher, thinking Johnny would say something like "asshole" skipped hima dn called on Jennifer. "Apple" Jennifer said. "Very good Jennifer!" said the teacher. Next was B. Again Johnny was jumping up and down with a raised hand. The teacher, thinking Johnny would say butthole or bastards instead called on Tommy. "Baseball," said Tommy. Next was C and Johnny immediately began jumping up and down wanting to be called on. The teacher thought for sure Johnny would say Cunt so she called on Alice. "Cat," said Alice. On through the alphabet they went and by the time they reached R it became too obvious the teacher was ignoring Johnny. She couldn't think of a bad word that began with R so she cautiously called upon Johnny.
"RATS Teacher!!" he exclaimed. The teacher was relieved, not the best word but not that bad. But Johnny wasn't done. "Big fucking rats, teacher, with huge cocks like that," spreading his arms as wide as he could.