At a catholic gathering, Mother Superior stacked a pile of apples on one end of a table with a sign saying:
"Take only one apple please - God is watching.""
On the other end of the table was a pile of cookies where a student had placed a sign saying:
""Take all the cookies you want - God is watching the apples.""
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